in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
dry shampooing my way through life
"Gay people are ruining the sanctity of marriage"
me as hell
*passionately sings the wrong line to a song*